The boy and his chickensThe boy and his chickensOnce upon a time, there was a boy who worked on a farm. He loved looking after the baby chickens, and in turn they loved him. They would do fun things together like going on parades and laughing at emo people. Then one day, all the chickens grew up. Then realized the boy was a tunic wearing moron who couldn't anyone's name right. And, so the chickens attacked the boy, and killed him in a very painful and humiliating manner. Later that night, a funeral was held in the boy's honor. Nobody turned up. The End.